Random Fandom Jokes!!!!!

Mr. D, is that you???

A/N: View media to make sense of this scenario. And thank you for being so patient with me over this decade or so that I took to update!

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Me: *Reads sign*

HAHAHHA!!!
Peter Johnson! I bet Mr. D did that! I can't wait to see Percy's face when he sees this.

Percy: *Pops out of nowhere*
See what?

Me: AAAHHH! For gods' sake, Percy! Don't do that agin!

And OH, nothing. Absolutely nothing for you to see...
*Walks away slyly*
*Hides behind a pine tree*

Percy: *Confuzzled*
Ooookaaaayy...

One question: Why do I get the feeling you're lying to me?

Also, why'd you slyly walk away?

And why are you hiding behind Thalia- I mean, that tree?

*No answer from behind the tree*

Nobody: Those were THREE questions, Seaweed Brain!

Percy: *Turns around quickly*
*Sees NOBODY in particular*

Me: *Still behind tree*
*Turns to Readers*

Now, I wonder who that was...

Invisible, Nobody, calls Percy Seaweed Brain... Do the MATH people!

HAHAHHAHAHHAA!!! I AM ON FIRE!

I'm no Leo, though...

Leo: *Pops up out of nowhere* Somebody call?

Me: AHHH! Why'd you guys do that?!! And no, I didn't call y-

Leo: Well, it's your lucky day!

I mean, how often do you get to meet someone as handsome as yours truly?

*Keeps ranting about himself*

Me: PIPER!

Piper: *Pops up out of nowhere* Yes?

Me: AHHHHH! SIRIUSly??! ANYWHO, Code Taco, Piper.

Piper: Got it. Oh, Leoooo.

Leo: *In background* ...and I'm awesome an-

What?

Piper: Can you please go make us some tacos??? 🌮 🌮

Leo: *Dazed* Sure... *Walks off like zombie*

Me: Thanks, Piper. I know how much you dislike using Charmspeak on your friends.