Cancer & Gemini

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Cancer: Hey wanna play the bean boozled challenge?

Gemini: How the f*ck can we play that over text messages?

Cancer: *gets lawn clippings or lime* Yay I got lime! You got lawn clippings!

Gemini: ...

Cancer: *you spin and get tutti-fruitti or stinky socks* Yay I got tutti fruitti! You got stinky socks!

Gemini: Can you not?

Cancer: that's how we play.

Gemini: but I kept getting the bad ones and that's not fair!

Cancer: its the jelly beans' fault. Not mine nor' yours.

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