Hiccstrid Smut One Shots

rules are rules

"I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride." Astrid looked at Hiccup. Hiccup looked at Astrid. Hiccup leaned down and kissed his bride. "I now introduce you to Mr. And Mrs. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock." They turned around and looked into the village. Astrid smiled widely and looked up at her husband. Suddenly someone shouted "NOW BRING US SOME BABIES!" Everyone, including the gang, valka and gobber cheered. The dragons looked at their owners like they were insane. Once the newly weds got to the end of the isle they shared a passionate kiss and walked out. Once the reception was over Valka walked over to her son and new daughter-in-law. "You do know that you have to try and conceive by the second week of marriage, right?" "But im still virgin, and I'm not gonna lose it right away." Astrid said. "But you must, or the gods will be disappointed and will not let you conceive." "Oh, we can wait till the end of two weeks, right?" Hiccup added. "No, you have to have sex within 5 days of marriage, then at the end of 2 weeks we should know if you are pregnant or not." Valka added back, informing the couple. They got back to their new home, they talked about the things Valka said. Since they've never seen each other, fully nude yet, they divided each day into showing different parts. On the fourth day they saw each other, fully nude. "Wow, Astrid. What have I been missing?" Hiccup said looking her up and down biting his lip. "Dido, are we sure, that's going to fit?" She said pointing to his half on. "It will. Can we, kiss like this. Because Astrid, you are more beautiful than I ever imagined." At that Astrid blushed bright red and walked to hiccup. They leaned in and kissed. The kiss turned into a full on make out session. Hiccups penis touched Astrid's tan and fit abbs. Astrid suddenly looked up at hiccup and giggled. "Dude." Is all she said. They laid down and started to touch each other and ask questions. Once it got to Astrid's breasts Hiccup looked at her. Astrid nodded in approval and he placed his hand on her right breast. She bit her lip and moaned a little when Hiccup started to massage it. She ran her hands up and down his chest as he grasped both boobs. "So beautiful" Hiccup said. They kissed. Hiccup looked down at Astrid's boobs and licked one. "Ah!" Astrid moaned when he started to nibble. She turned her head and moved her hands, unable to do anything else because of the pleasure. After that they wanted to touch down there. Astrid went first and reached for his full on. She grabbed it and hiccup jumped then moaned. "Gods Astrid" he said as she began giving his a hand job. "Please, Astrid." He said. They both stood up. Hiccup sat on the side of the bed and Astrid knelt down. She licked his head. He bucked slightly and Astrid just took him. "Oh" hiccup dragged out. "Astrid, I'm gonna buck. Its gonna make it go deeper." Hiccup warned before he bucked. Astrid gagged and kept on blowing him. Astrid pulled off. "Im ready hiccup." She said. "Me too" Hiccup said smiling. They were actually about to have sex. The thought ran through both their minds. Hiccup laid back down. "I wanna ride" Astrid said getting over him. She looked at him. She place her hands on his chest. "I love you. More than any thing, ever." Astrid said. "1, 2, 3" She said before landing hard on hiccups shaft. She screamed of pleaser and then moaned. She tilted her head back. Hiccup also moaned from the new warmth wrapped tight around him. Astrid moved her hips around getting used to the new feeling. She started rocking on him, they were both moaning. She started to bounce and land harder each time. "Oh, oh fu-" Astrid said taking one hand off of Hiccups chest and started to rub herself. She started to orgasim around the stick inside of her. "Astrid I'm gonna cum" Hiccup said just seconds before he reached his climax. But before he even said that, Astrid did something none of them have even herd of. She slightly lifted off him and a watery fluid squirted out of her like night fury flying faster than ever. "Oh gods, ah!" She screamed as it happened. After the magical sex they had that night, the fell asleep. They both woke up with Valka and the door. "What'd you guys do last night? Wait, we all know. Silent Sven could hear you guys half way across Berk." "Sorry" Astrid said before trying to walk. She hissed at her underparts were really sore. "And that would be why." Valka added. Laughing out, she walked outside. The couple got dressed and limped to the great hall for Breakfast. "Oh, Hiccup!" Snotlout mocked. The whole hall started laughing and Astrid blused and looked down. "Stop teasing them. They had to try because rules are rules" Fishlegs said. The village waited two weeks for any news. Astrid walked out of the healers office with Hiccup and Valka outside. Astrid also saw the whole village waiting there. "I'm pregnant" She said. The silence turned into roars of cheers. Hiccup hugged Astrid. Pulled back and kissed the heck out of her. Valka hugged the soon-to-be parents. Hiccup shed a single tear and kissed his pregnant wife. "I love you" He said crying. He bent down and lifted Astrid's shirt up. "I love you too, you're so perfect." Hiccup said to his, their unborn child. He kissed her stomach. They threw a party in the hall to celebrate. They kissed a few times. All of a sudden everyone chanted "Hiccstrid". "What's 'Hiccstrid?" Astrid asked. "Its you and Hiccup." Someone said. "Well okay then, hiccstrid forever. I love you Astrid" hiccup said, kissing her.