why the signs are still single

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Aries: you're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable
Taurus: will you ever love someone as much as food?? No.
Gemini: people can't seem to take you seriously
Cancer: you are way to guarded and isolate yourself
Leo: you're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find.
Virgo: you're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression
Libra: you!!! flirt!!! with!!! everyone!!!
Scorpio: you imitate the shit out of people
Sagittarius: youre a player and people don't want to get seriously involved
Capricorn: you never really smile and look scary a lot
Aquarius: to clingy
Pisces: you don't know how to compose yourself and giggle to much which scares people. Are you laughing at them???

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