Aries: FUCK THIS ISNT FAIR
Taurus: shit. I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: sleeps through it
Cancer: won't stop SCREAMING
Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET!!
Virgo: why is it happening today? My hair looks so good today. Fml
Libra: is vlogging as it happens
Scorpio: FINALLY
Sagittarius: there's so much more stupid shit I wanted to do. Aww man.
Capricorn: spending there last minutes eating
Aquarius: haha bitches! I predicated this exact thing would happen. You didn't listen. Now die, painfully... Slowly...
Pisces: is doing makeup
