I had decided that today being a rainy day instead of spending it inside I'd take advantage of the horrendous weather and go shopping.
Adidas was having a sale so I thought that would be a good place to start. I head straight for the work out gear. No I don't hit the gym very often, the clothes are just comfy and I was literally wearing some as I shopped.
After roaming the store for a while I agreed with myself that I had gotten everything I needed. Reaching the counter I place all my things on the counter top. The boy at the register smirks, "those pants are nice, can I test the zipper?"
I scoff. "Sorry hun but yoga pants don't have zippers." His smirk fades a little, "wait, so you're saying if they did have a zipper you'd let me use it?" He winks and I roll my eyes. "No fuckboy. Now I'd really appreciate it if you would ring my stuff up so I can leave."
"Yes Ma'am!" He salutes, little smartass, sarcastic asshole! He finally finishes, "that will be $124.50 and your number." I pull out my credit card and pay proceeding to grab my belongings and leaving with a smug smile on my face.
