Are u Insane? (Kyle Story)

Chpt. 5

I'm honestly shocked at what I just heard. A promise not to talk to me until I talked again? Why?

I was starting to get angry, but I took deep breaths trying to calm my self. Cartman noticed and scooted away from me.

"You okay dude? Look we're really sorry. You just stopped talking to us and we didn't know what to do." Stan says apologetically.

I put up my middle finger. What am I now? Craig? Kenny is the first to let out a muffled laugh and I smile. I was honestly getting beck in with my old friend group. Maybe high school wont be as bad as I thought.

"KYLE BROFLOVSKI! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MANSLAUGHTER!" Officer Barbrady yells running up to me. My eyes widen in terror. What the hell should I do?

"Excuse me officer." Cartman says tapping Officer Barbrady on the shoulder.

"Yes?" he replies in his stupid ass voice. "Are you sure it was Kyle?" Cartman says.

"His mom just called 5 minutes ago to report the murder of his father." Officer replies. "When did Kyle 'kill' his dad?" Cartman asks. What the hell is Cartman doing? I look at my friends then back at Cartman.

"Last night." Officer replies. "Don't you thinks it's a little odd they'd report a murder the day after it happened?"

"I guess..." Officer replies looking down at his shoes.

"Plus Kyle was at Stark's Pond last night. He couldn't have possibly been at home to murder his dad." Stan pipes up. "Really? Are you sure?" Officer asks ashamed of himself. "Yeah," Stan replies,"I saw him."

"Oh, okay. Sorry for bothering you boys." Officer Barbrady walks off.

As soon as Officer Barbrady is out of ear shot Helean and Cartman crack up.

"Now THAT is how you get away with murder!" She's laughing her ass off. "Wait! Kyle actually killed his dad?" Stan asks completely shocked.

"Oh yeah, we have the whole thing on video if you wanted to see it." Kenny says.

"NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT!" Stan yells. "Dude, keep it down." Kenny says.

"Why'd you do it Kyle?" Stan asks me looking dead into my eyes. I shuffle through my bag to get a pie. Okay, not really. A piece of paper. (I mis typed and I decided to keep it. For the lols)

On the paper I wrote. 'He said I wasn't his son'

Author's Note:

OMG that was so short, but I just felt like that was a good place to end. DON'T OWN SP!

SEE YA!