Are u Insane? (Kyle Story)

Chpt. 8

I jump onto my feet and follow Helean to the kitchen. I sit down on the counter and look at her. She's bent over spinning the spinning cabinet in the corner of the room.

She grabs a ramen cup and turns to face me, jumping in surprise slightly. She then laughs it off and says,"What kind do you want? We have shrimp, chicken, and beef." I blink at her and smile slightly.

"Right, no talking. You can nod though right?" She says putting a hand on her hip. I nod a yes. "Good. Do you want the chicken kind?" I shake my head no. Kenny comes into the room wrapping an arm around her waist.

"Okay, do you want the shrimp flavor?" She says leaning her head on Kenny's shoulder. I think for a minute then nod a yes. "Cool, that's my favorite kind! Kenny get off me." She swats Kenny's hand off her.

She returns to the spinning cabinet banding over again. I look over at Kenny who's staring at her. I follow his gaze to see he's, off course, staring at her butt. I roll my eyes. Kenny hasn't changed at all.

"Kenny your staring again." She says before standing up straight again. "Sorry," he mumbles looking away from her. "Doesn't matter. It doesn't really bug me that much." She laughs placing the 2 cups  of ramen next to me.

"None for me?" Kenny says in a joking tone. She walks over to the cabinet above the sink, "Get your own. Stan, Cartman, and Karen are gunna have to get their own." She grabs a measuring cup and shuts the cabinet.

"Yeah, but they aren't your boyfriend." He says walking over and petting her hair. She rolls her eyes, filling the measuring cup with water. "The measuring cup only hold enough water to make 2 ramen at a time. Go grab what ever cup you want me to make." She says placing the water in the microwave.

"Fine." Kenny says defeated opening a different cabinet pulling out a chicken ramen. Well, I think it's chicken, I only get a glance at the label.

"I still can't believe you only have ramen." Cartman speaks up. You know, I was enjoying his silence. Stan walks in and sits on the counter next to me. "Could you make me a beef please?" Stan says.

Helean shuts her eyes taking a deep breathe before saying, "You KNOW what cabinet the beef ramen is in. GET IT YOURSELF!" "Woah dude, relax! What did I do?" Stan says looking over at me. I laugh a small bit.

"Whatever." He says hopping off the counter and walking over to the cabinets. He opens one saying,"Bingo!" grabbing a cup and setting it down next to the 2 Helean set out earlier. The microwave beeps and Helean pulls the water out. She opens the two shrimp ramen and pours water into both of them.

She goes over to the sink and fills the measuring cup with water again. She shoves the water into the microwave again, and starting it up.

"You sure your water is clean?" Cartman says with a smirk. "Yes Cartman, we have clean water. We're not that poor." Helean says.

Kenny starts trying to balance his cup of ramen on his head making me laugh lightly. Karan walk into the room rubbing her eyes. She was wearing one of Helean's old training bra's and a loose pair of orange pajama pants. She is really cute.

"Would you guys just SHUT-UP!" She yells, "I'm tired and wanted to continue to SLEEP, but no. Fuck you guys. Helean, can you please make me a shrimp." She leaves the room before Helean can reply.

"Kyle, you can eat it. It has sat long enough." Helean says, "Silverware is in the drawer next to Cartman." Cartman opens the drawer and grabs a fork. He throws at my head. I snatch it out of the air right before stabs me in the eye.

"WHAT THE FUCK CARTMAN!" Helean yells running over to me, "Dude, you could have put his eye out!"

"Yeah, but I didn't" He say smirking at me. I shrug and start to eat the ramen. I don't get why they're all yelling at Cartman. It wouldn't be that bad if I lost an eye.

Author's Note:

OVER 700 WORDS! Something important will happen soon. I promise! Pointless humor does get old, and that's mostly this whole story so far. Dnt own SP. Hope you guys are having a good day. I had a half day at school today so I'm good.

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