Alvarez Shenanigans

New Year Special

(Tay Bridge Disaster by W. McGonagall, I don't think it is terrible)

Thank you for being so patient with me! This is over 6K words...much more then I expected...I actually never expected this to get this long. I hope you have plenty of laughs XD Btw, from now on, I will be adding summaries.

Summary: The Spriggan 12 are celebrating New Year's Eve. Wahl has brought a game from Ishgar known as Master's Game. What shenanigans will the Zeref and the Spriggan go through this time? Just to add to the craziness...Zeref got drunk...Uh oh.

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" HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

The fireworks lit up the black night sky in a multicolored explosive show. Reds, blues, greens, and yellows blanketing the sky in a coordinated manner. Each firework was a flower desperately wanting its moment to show-off. The crowds surrounding the palace all jeered and awed at the spectacular sight of the Alvarezian light show. There are whispers that the Emperor himself plans them but it was never confirmed.

"YAY! IT IS FINALLY x793!!!!" cheered Bloodman. She swung her glass mug around, a huge grin plastered on her face. For the special occasion, she switched from her usual outfit into a green short-cuffed suede dress and thigh high brown boots.

Neinhart growled from his spot on the bench next to the spirited Spriggan. "Stop throwing your mug about Sukin Nottori...you will get your beer all over me."

Bloodman scowled, "You know I hate being called that Bat-Man!"

Neinhart calmly sipped his wine, "That's what they call you; Sukin Nottori Bloodman."

"What the hell does that mean!?!?" A loud voice interrupted.

Neinhart's eyelids lowered and Bloodman let out a sigh, an angry vein throbbing on her forehead.

"Hasn't any one told you to not interrupt people Ajeel?!?"

Ajeel smirked, "I don't have enough respect for you to not interrupt you Sukin Nottori."

Bloodman's crystal mug shattered, "Call me that again Dust Bunny...and you will become my new take-over." She hissed.

"Get a room you two..." Neinhart monotonously commented still sipping his drink.

Ajeel leaned closer, his nose inches from Bloodman's. "Just wanna know what your nickname means." The smirk he had plastered on his face deepened into his infamous cocky smile. "Wait, I think I can guess...I bet it means selfish whore-"

"THAT'S IT!!!!!" Bloodman snatched Neinhart's glass of wine out of his hand and smashed it into Ajeel's face.

"GAHHHHHHHH!" Ajeel was thrown back as the glass shattered in his face, the wine going up his nose, dripping into his mouth and burning his eyes. The glass nicked his bronze skin, causing small beads of blood to form on his face.

"WHAT THE HELL!" he shouted in surprise and anger.

"YOU DESERVED IT YOU BASTERD!" Bloodman yelled back at him, "AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, SUKIN NOTTORI MEANS SKIN HIJACKER YOU UNEDUCATED SON OF A-"

Before she could finish her sentence, a large shadow fell on the couple. Ajeel looked up with blood-shot eyes and paled. Bloodman upon spotting his horrified expression also turned around, her jaw dropped. Neinhart somehow lifted the entire 70 foot long table and was holding it over his head with his bare hands. Several angry veins were popped out on his forehead, his face dark with rage.