I Am Nibblets the Cat

Just Another Day

YO YO NIBBS here! Today me and my bros were pranking Kiwi the weirdo cat. We let Tom-Tom eat a bunch of hair, and hack it up. Cocoa took Tom-Tom's hair ball and put it on Kiwis' cushion that he always sleeps on every night.

This is gonna be a good prank.

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Around 8:00 is when Kiwi heads to bed, so we all get ready. All of us - Tom-Tom, Chewy, Cocoa, and me - hid behind a old Kitty Kibbles box and watched the fun begin. So, here's what happened. Basically, Kiwi goes over to the food bowl blah blah blah gets a drink and blah blah blah. Its what he does before bed. Then he lays down on the cushion.

But... nothing happens. He doesn't seem to notice the wet hair ball that he is laying on. Oh well, another prank that didn't work. I hate when all of our pranks go down the drain!

We all did one other prank to this really fat cat named Jaba. Yeah, she was really fat, but guess what her best feature is? She's cross eyed!

The prank we did to her, (it was hilarious) it evolved water, more hair balls, and cat nip.
Whenever Jaba does get a hold of cat nip she goes coo-coo and starts tooting in her sleep...

Then the water part wasn't actually a part of our plan. It wasn't even water! Jaba just drools, A LOT, in her sleep. And the hair balls, Tom-Tom made some hair balls, then Cocoa used a slingshot to propel the hair balls at Jaba. She woke up then fell asleep again.