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I AM AWOKEN from my cat nap by a loud: CRASH-BANG-BOOM! It turns out that one of the dogs in the other part of the sanctuary knocked over their water bowl. As soon as the aluminum water bowl hit the ground, every single dog started barking or howling. Dogs, you know how arrogant they can be.
I crawl out of the empty canned food box I had slept in then I peep my head over to the window. I saw Tom-Tom and Cocoa in Fort Nibbs chowing down their Kitty Kibbles. Boy, I wish I were there right now in starved! I think they were trying to see who could finish the cat food first because after Tom-Tom finished he did a dance. That cat sure is weird...
Cocoa looked very surprised - she usually won every Who-Can-Eat-All-The-Food-First contests. But since Tom-Tom was dancing around to much he hacked up a giant cat yacker (aka hair-ball). I knocked my little paw on the window. The first cat to see me was Kiwi the really weird cat who put a crusty booglet on Cocoa a few days ago. If you don't know what a crusty booglet is it's a dried up booger. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I should have told you earlier.
Anyway, Kiwi looked surprised that I was outside, but he doesn't care about anycat else than himself, so he just shrugs and wanders away. Not that I needed him or anything. I tap on the window again with my paw. This time a angry Cocoa saw me. She runs over to the window to say hi.
"Hey Nibbs", Cocoa says.
"Hi".
"Are you hungry, you always are," she replied.
"Yep how did you know?"
"I just know."
"Well okay I'm coming inside now."
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I Am Nibblets the Cat
HumorAt the sanctuary... + My every day cat activities... ...are VERY abnormal = Nibblets, the cute and cuddly cat...