German Sparkle Parties are an obligation on Friday, as they are a ceremony to celebrate his Holy Potatoness.
These parties shall be open for any and all and everyone shall drink in the Doitsu from the ceremonial Beer Boots.
And dance to only the finest dubstep.
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Doitsu is love, Doitsu is life (Doitsuism)
RandomAll about the religion of Doitsuism 'Shine bright like a Doitsu' (May I add none of this is mine, I just wish to tell everyone about Lord Doitsu)
