Everybody were watching mike and Jeremy play two player in mortal combat.
Mike was the dude who ripped out spines and shoves them into their mouths. And Jeremy was jason vorhees.
Mike: suck it Jeremy
Jeremy: mike thats not noce to say in front of your boyfriend.
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Jeremy: *won game and killed mike * hahahaha motherf**ker look who's sucking d*ck now
Freddy and Goldenspringtrap123: we do not use that language at freddy's fazbear pizza you bitch.
Everybody except Goldenspringtrap123 and Freddy: 0-o
Goldenspringtrap123's phone pings
Goldenspringtrap123: *reads* wow
Freddy: what
Goldenspringtrap123: thanospaplos dares that Bonnie eat a spoon full of salt, that Freddy take a shower with malk th-
Springtrap: Malk?
Goldenspringtrap123: yes....Freddy I have to take a shower with milk then I have to pour flour all over u. Chica to do a thing I will tell her in private and toy Bonnie to freestyle.
Everybody: ok
Goldenspringtrap123: chica come here in this sound proof room
In room
Goldenspringtrap123: u have to tell foxy that ur pregnant and that he's the father
Chica: Ok
It the outside
Bonnie: ok im ready
Goldenspringtrap123: *hands him salt*
Bonnie: *eats salt* blehhh.... Mouth so dry
Goldenspringtrap123: here *hands water*
Bonnie: thanks
Goldenspringtrap123: ok freddy ur turn
Freddy: do I have to undress for the shower
Goldenspringtrap123: well I do-
Bonnie: *nose bleed* yes... just yes
In bathroom
Freddy: ok guys covet ur eyesGoldenspringtrap123 and frifri and Bonnie were the only ones allowed
Freddy: *takes off hat and bow tie* ok im in the shower hand me my milk and flour
Goldenspringtrap123: get that rhymed
Freddy toke the shower went downstairs in front of everyone drank the milk threw the glass to the floor and poured flour all over him self
Goldenspringtrap123: Freddy u forgot these *hands hum top hat and bowtie*
Freddy: im taking another shower
Goldenspringtrap123: Ok chica ur turn but after freddy's shower
Chica ok im ready foxy
Foxy: aye
Chica : im pregnant and your the father
Freddy: *looks disappointed* foxy
Chica: lol im not pregnant it was my dare ok bon bon (toy Bonnie) ur turn
Bon bon puts a hat and a cool jacket on
Bon bon: *Starts singing mlg song* smoke weed every day.. Damn son
Everybody: *hears illuminati song*
Goldenspringtrap123: ok please comment vote and dare us
YOU ARE READING
ask and dare the crew: THE FNAF CREW and me
DiversosThis is a Five Nights at Freddy's truth or dare book I started back in 2014, the premise of this book is to have fun and have a laugh while we make a fool out of ourselves!