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Everybody were watching mike and Jeremy play two player in mortal combat.

Mike was the dude who ripped out spines and shoves them into their mouths. And Jeremy was jason vorhees.

Mike: suck it Jeremy

Jeremy: mike thats not noce to say in front of your boyfriend.

~~~~~~~~ le time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jeremy: *won game and killed mike * hahahaha motherf**ker look who's sucking d*ck now

Freddy and Goldenspringtrap123: we do not use that language at freddy's fazbear pizza you bitch.

Everybody except Goldenspringtrap123 and Freddy: 0-o

Goldenspringtrap123's phone pings

Goldenspringtrap123: *reads* wow

Freddy: what

Goldenspringtrap123: thanospaplos dares that Bonnie eat a spoon full of salt, that Freddy take a shower with malk th-

Springtrap: Malk?

Goldenspringtrap123: yes....Freddy I have to take a shower with milk then I have to pour flour all over u. Chica to do a thing I will tell her in private and toy Bonnie to freestyle.

Everybody: ok

Goldenspringtrap123: chica come here in this sound proof room

In room

Goldenspringtrap123: u have to tell foxy that ur pregnant and that he's the father

Chica: Ok

It the outside

Bonnie: ok im ready

Goldenspringtrap123: *hands him salt*

Bonnie: *eats salt* blehhh.... Mouth so dry

Goldenspringtrap123: here *hands water*

Bonnie: thanks

Goldenspringtrap123: ok freddy ur turn

Freddy: do I have to undress for the shower

Goldenspringtrap123: well I do-

Bonnie: *nose bleed* yes... just yes

In bathroom
Freddy: ok guys covet ur eyes

Goldenspringtrap123 and frifri and Bonnie were the only ones allowed

Freddy: *takes off hat and bow tie* ok im in the shower hand me my milk and flour

Goldenspringtrap123: get that rhymed

Freddy toke the shower went downstairs in front of everyone drank the milk threw the glass to the floor and poured flour all over him self

Goldenspringtrap123: Freddy u forgot these *hands hum top hat and bowtie*

Freddy: im taking another shower

Goldenspringtrap123: Ok chica ur turn but after freddy's shower

Chica ok im ready foxy

Foxy: aye

Chica : im pregnant and your the father

Freddy: *looks disappointed* foxy

Chica: lol im not pregnant it was my dare ok bon bon (toy Bonnie) ur turn

Bon bon puts a hat and a cool jacket on

Bon bon: *Starts singing mlg song* smoke weed every day.. Damn son

Everybody: *hears illuminati song*

Goldenspringtrap123: ok please comment vote and dare us










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