It was 8:43 PM for Xzavier. He was talking to a weirdo he's known for a long ass time, AKA Makenzie. He was typing his 'Hunger' story merely because he wanted to and he was bored as shit. During mid call, something poked his back. It was semi pointy.
"I'll..... be right back." He told Makenzie, then muted his microphone. "Is that a dick?" He asked aloud, then turned around. It was a pineapple.
// GONNA GET WEIRD NOW //
The pineapple smelled Xzavier's hair and looked seductively at him.
"Eh, what the hell," Xzavier said his infamous line and began making out with the sexy pineapple.
Fifteen minutes later, Xzavier pushed the pineapple away for some fucking air since that pineapple was too steamy and smells like GOD DAMN VEGETA BOWLS.
The pineapple took off its clothes that it was apparently wearing. It then took off his clothes things off and turned into a spikey dildo dick thingamabobber.
"What the fuck," Xzavier said.
"SURPRISE MUTHA FUCKA!" The pineapple yelled and rammed itself in le dark hole of spaces.
Blood splashy splashed all over the green walls of annoyance. He screamed 'SATAN' at the top of his lungs. Finally, the pineapple pulled out and muttered,
"Eat your soup" into his ear and evaporated into the holy lights.
Satan would of done better at the pain facture.
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Xzavier And The Attractive Pineapple
Fanfiction/// THIS IS REDICULOUS AND WEIRD /// /// IT GETS LEMONY AS WELL /// /// YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ///
