(I am sorry for not warning you all earlier but this book may contain some parts not meant for children and or teens 4-14) James and Serena began eating donuts.
Serena: question.
James: answer.
Serena: do we have anything to drink?
James: there's another storage space thing up front.
Serena found it after 11 awkwardly funny minutes.
Serena: Coke, water, Pepsi, and Bud Light? SWEET.
James: so what now? We have little money and the cops are more than likely looking for us.
Serena: James, sweetie. We'll just drive until we have little gas. Don't worry.
James: don't call me sweetie. We don't have a relationship. So back off. Oh and what about the cops I mentioned earlier? Hm?!
Serena: calm your man tits.
James: we've killed over 40 people Serena! I can't calm my ass down!!
Serena kicks him in the balls (nuts, family jewels, bouncy balls, whatever you want to call them).
James: you damn whore! Gah! My back!
Serena: how does your back hurt?
James: if you get hit in the nuts it affects your back also.
Serena: well don't piss me off you moron.
James: your 16. Shut your trap woman!
Serena: I might be 16 but that doesn't mean I ain't capable of kicking your butt. Even though I like you and your cute I won't back down until you like the real me. This me.
James: Serena... You like me?!!!
Serena: crap.... No I don't!!!!! Honest!
