Haikyuu!! One-shots (Various X Reader)

I Lev You (Lev Haiba X Reader)

Requested by Kurohyozu

"Really?!" You replied. You had been chatting with your English friend who spoke some Japanese (most of the time, they used Google translate) and they just told you an English pun of a certain first year's name.

"So.. I Lev you?" You said, but it came out strangely, so it sounded more like 'ai urevuh yoo.' Your friend shook their head. "No, I lev you." They explained, emphasizing the 'L'. You looked in realization, yelling out a small 'ohhhh..' And nodding, giving a thumbs up.

"Well, thanks! I'll talk to you later, and I lev you!" You responded, laughing quietly as the call ended. You decided to actually stop procrastinating and started your homework, feeling tired and ending up finishing it later than you should have. You then took out a small paper, writing in small, messy English letters:

'I lev you. -yaku'

You contently folded it up and put it in a small envelope, addressing it to the boy. You shoved it into the bottom of the bag, and slumping onto your bed. Using your (electronic), you ended up staying up quite late, as you quietly chuckled from time to time.

-time skip : next day-

"Oi, Lev. What happened? You keep staring at that tiny ass paper." Kuroo said, pointing to said 'note'. Lev immediately looked at the third year, giving him a concerned look.

"K-Kuroo-San.. Do I look like a homosexual?" He sputtered, and the captain burst out into laughter.

"Wh-WhAT THE HELL?! LEV, WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT?!" He shouted, snorting loudly. Kenma, discreetly reading the small sheet, blushes and whispers what happened to Yamamoto. The second year howled in hysterics like a hyena.

"SERIOUSLY?! AHAHAAHA! GUYS, YAKU AND LEV ARE A THING NOW!" He continued, tears rolling down his eyes. The whole gym was filled with laughter. But he immediately slapped a hand over his mouth when a certain third year libero walked in, a demonic aura around him. Every person in the gym, including the few people in the bleachers, one of with was (Last Name), shut their lips as Yaku Morisuke slowly approached Yamamoto.

"What is this 'Yaku and Lev are a thing now' all about?" He muttered, and Yamamoto's face went pale, as if he had seen the devil himself. He shakily points a finger to the poor first year, who hides the small note behind him as people mutter prayers for the poor boy. Yaku immediately snaps his head toward the silver haired boy, as more sweat started trickling down his face. The third year snatched the paper, his eyes slowly drifting among the words, and you noticed a fired aura in his eye.

"Who.. Did this?" Yaku said, and only one name popped into Lev's mind.

(Last Name).

You had hung out with Lev from time to time, and they seemed like the only accusatory victim at the time, he once caught your eyes staring at him during practice, but your figure was then mixed into the crowd, with him not being able to find you. He knew you were somewhere in those bleachers, giggling your little ass off at this 'prank'. Lev quickly held up a finger, indicating that he would be right back in one moment. He ran into the bleachers, only to find soft chuckles, which were coming from you.

"(Last Name)," he said in almost a whisper, as you were pulled up.

"You're dead." He dragged you to the gym, displaying you to Yaku.

"Who's this? The person you're going to put blame on for this? (Last Name)-Kun, the one that's never getting into things like this?" Yaku scoffed, as the gym has still fallen silent.

"I beg to differ. (Last Name) always gets into stuff like this. But, I won't get mad at them. Want to know why?" Lev attempts to wink, but ends up squinting his other eye too much and it looks as if he is blinking. Yaku rolls his eyes.

"What?" He asks half heartedly, and Lev's grin widened as he pulled you in for a quick kiss. Your eyes widen, and you stand there, your legs preventing your from moving. You touch you lips, eyes locking to Lev's.

"I lev her!" He chimes happily, as the entire gym sweatdrops, as you start to laugh at his Japanese accent when he tries to say it in English.

"Well, I lev you too." You jokingly played along as you continued, "Okay, I'm going to be taking Lev for a while, he's skipping practise." You said nonchalantly, as Lev started to protest.

"But, (First Name)--" he started, but you cut him off.

"Shh.." You shushed, winking. The first year flushed and you got the chance to drag him out.

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nananananananananananananananana crappy ending!1!1!

This took such a long time, school has given me a bit of writers block.

I know, excuses, excuses. Gahh-- I feel bad. I'll just..

Hug.

Gonna dedicate this to Kurohyozu because this trash requested

Okay, see ya.

-Mel the huggable lemon