Lost and found (Jacksepticeye)

Phoenix

"Ahem. Sorry. I'm Phoenix, I've been an orphan for twelve years, and been here for twelve, too."
He looked even sadder, but then his face brightened up.
"Hey! You're Phoenixfire!"
"Yes!"
"How are you an orphan? You have such yummy cake recipes!"
"I sneak down to the kitchen and bake at night."
"Cool! Well I'm-"
"Jacksepticeye. Trust me I know. Also here is Mark and Ken."
"Correct! We will present your prize later!" Mark said in his warfstache voice
"This is enough! I-I love you guys!!"
"Selfies?" Ken asked
"Really?" I almost squealed
I pulled out the point-and-shoot in my bag and turned to the lady at the desk.
"You mind?"
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Jack, Mark and Ken all sneaking their smartphones into their pockets.
"Sure!"
The lady took one picture of us all together.
"Next; Hanna!"
"Oh god! She'll know who you are, and pretend to like you, but don't listen to her. She's a bully."

Later, sitting in my room, I got a buzz on the speaker.
"Phoenix to the front, Phoenix to the front"
Uhhhg!! What did I do this time?
And, of course because why not, Hanna was in my way.
"How many times do i need to burn you for you to leave me alone?"
"Ooohh.. Just once or twice, keep trying!"
GAAHHH!!
"Whatcha going up to the front for this time?"
"Don't know, don't care."
"Well I just know that the YouTubers are going to pick me! They loved me!!"
"Well, I want you to end on a good note then"
Wham! I punched her right in the face. She yelped.
"Oh! I didn't know dogs were allowed, bitch!"
And I continued my walk to the front. When I opened the door, I saw Jack, Mark,and Ken.
"Waiting for the one you picked?"
"Nope! She just got here!"
I looked behind me, then around the room.
"Uh.. I don't see anyone.."
"Look down"
I looked down, then back up. As soon as I saw his big, happy face, I knew.
"Wha-? Wait!! Are you joking?!"
"Nope!"
"ME?!"
"YES!!"
"OH MY GOD!!!"
And then I fainted. I never faint. ever. It's a sign of weakness. Still, I didn't do one of those things where girls put the back of their hand to their foreheads and sigh, it's one where you eyes roll back in your head and you just "fwump" onto the floor.

"I-I knew she would be surprised, but I didn't expect her to faint! "
Jack. My new dad!!
"Are you sure she's still alive?" And Mark, my new... Uh... Pal..?
"I'm not sure Jack wants to hear that right now..."Ken. My new...Freind.
"Thank you, Ken." Jack... And for a while I dreamed of dating him. EWW!
Someone started shaking me.
"Ok... Ok.."
"See Mark! Alive and well!"

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