I'm Gonna be a Star

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Performed by Philo and Gunge. Mostly Gunge. Actually, all Gunge. I love how egocentric the rodents are in this episode. Gunge wants to be king, then Philo wants to be king, then Gunge doesn't wanna be king, then they fight, and then they hug (and fight). Basically, Richard Hunt (RIP) and Dave Goelz rock.

Original:

Folks are mighty stupid here,

But don't you worry, don't you fear.

I'll travel far,

'Cause I'm a star.

When I see the kind of clown,

That hits the top, I feel a frown,

At what they are,

'Cause I'm a star.

No one knows how great I am,

'Cause no one gives a good door slam,

For looks and smarts and hero's hearts,

And stars as bright as Mars.

I'm gonna clear right out of here.

I'm gonna start a new career,

With a big cigar,

'Cause I'm a star.

Gonna be some kind of king.

I'm gonna clobber everything,

Both near and far,

'Cause I'm a star.

No one knows how great I am,

'Cause no one gives a good door slam,

For looks and smarts and hero's hearts,

And stars as bright as Mars.

I'm gonna be a star.

I'm gonna be a star.

I'm gonna be a star.

I'm gonna be a star.

Translated:

Strong fool here

But do not worry, you do not need to fear.

I am traveling a lot,

Because I'm a celebrity.

When I sort of clown,

Sing, I felt sullen,

Like them,

Because I'm a celebrity.

Nobody knows how much I,

Because nobody gives a good close the door,

With the appearance and wit and heart Heroes'

And stars as bright as Mars.

I will delete here.

I will start a new career,

With a big cigar,

Because I'm a celebrity.

It will be a good king.

I'm all clothes

Near and far,

Because I'm a celebrity.

Nobody knows how much I,

Because nobody gives a good close the door,

With the appearance and wit and heart Heroes'

And stars as bright as Mars.

I want to be a star.

I want to be a star.

I want to be a star.

I want to be a star.

"I need a word that means 'life of the party' for eleven across. That's easy. Maximilian, my uncle."

"...That's not how you spell Maximilian."

"That's how Uncle Max spelled it."

"With a Q?"

Fraggle Fact: There was originally only one rodent for the Trash Heap, but Richard and Dave both did so well together with the puppets that they made it so that there could be two.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 27, 2016 ⏰

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