Really, Really Random Stuff.

MOVE!

I hate it when people in escalators BLOCK THE DAMN WAY.

I'm not being arrogant or something. It's their fault. Why? Because the escalators are places where pedestrian traffic goes through. Not all of us can be as laid back in terms of time.

Some of us are rushing to work,

Some of us are rushing to meet up with bae,

AND I AM RUSHING BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE!!!!!

This is often my experience because when I get down from the train, I have to go through the mall. Imagine that an escalator has 20 steps. Okay? 19 of them are vacant. The very first step has two people WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK about other people below them. Often, when I look around I can see those who are stuck because of the idiocy of these two people. And I can say, they are NOT happy. They have much more important stuff to accomplish than your petty mall sightseeing. But UGH. These people really frustrate me (and others too).

See, It's public courtesy to move and keep right in the escalators. When people damn well can't observe that, I'll fucking strap them into a chair and slap the spirit of public courtesy in them with  a wet swordfish until they understand!

"Don't be such a dickhead man." 

FUCK YOU TROLL. I hope one day you are denied a MILLION DOLLAR JOB because you are late climbing a 2 story building where there are millions of REALLY SLOW & INCONSIDERATE PEOPLE.

Vote if you hate people who don't follow public courtesy.