Aries: i-i hate snakeu
Taurus: I have eatan 2130 bowls of rice
Gemini: Why so serious?
Cancer: You got no jams
Leo: Thats my shiteu
Virgo: Oh Man Holy Shit
Libra: INfires
Scorpio: sex porn star
Sagittarius: excusEE ME
Capricorn: Turn up
Aquarius: Chicken tits
Pisces: You like this chain? 3 dollars