There is always a way out.
Except in chess.
But chess doesn't count, because chess was invented by Time Lords,
and the Time Lords that invented chess were pricks who didn't like Rule #2 and had to prove a point,
so they invented a game in which there is not always a way out,
except there is,
all you have to do
is flip the board when they're not looking.
JE LEEST
The Rules of Life... Well... Sorta
RandomSo, I have a personal rule book for my life... Most of them are super funny. I figured I'd post one a day or something, because they ARE pretty funny mostly, and actually not that bad to follow.