Cats are like Thor's Hammer.
If they fall asleep on your lap,
you are stuck until they move
by themselves.
There is no shoving cats
off of the lap.
JE LEEST
The Rules of Life... Well... Sorta
RandomSo, I have a personal rule book for my life... Most of them are super funny. I figured I'd post one a day or something, because they ARE pretty funny mostly, and actually not that bad to follow.
Rule #27: Cats and Thor
Cats are like Thor's Hammer.
If they fall asleep on your lap,
you are stuck until they move
by themselves.
There is no shoving cats
off of the lap.
