I learned a couple of things living here...
1.Calums a perv (yea i know i made it pretty clear)
2. They are nearly always naked . Lets say i cant see clear any longer
3. Theres a pikachu EVERYWERE i go
4. They still try to put diapers on me which doesnt work...
5. To never walk into there room..not going into detail...
6. Lock the fucking bathroom door cause again Calums a pervert.
7. And last but not least, be careful walking down the stairs cause youll never know when a pikachu is gonna risk your life....
Yep i know what the fuck. Basically stay in your room unless u wanna go blind,die or be violated.
Also im homeschool but 4 of the teachers quit. MUAHAHAHAHA.
I walk downstairs to see Luke holding an...egg?
"This is GARRY. Hes my buddy." Luke said kissing the egg.
"Oh, can i hold it?!" i said excitingly. He nodded and handed me the egg, i smashed it on the floor.
"What did you do?" Luke said fake sobbing
"I made Garry into a happy omlet." I said normally
"Wheres Garr- HAHAHHAH" Mickey said bursting into a laughing fit.
"Now make garry into m breakfast im hungry!" I said to look but he just laughed.
"I was completly seriouse..." i said looking at Luke
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Sorryguys i didnt update but every two weeks on wednesday i from 7pm-8pm ill be gone to a kinda catholic meet up basically my confirmation (idk if its called the same in other countrys..?) So im going in like 30 minutes.... love u bye
-Peach
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RandomThis book, my friends is the original and first book I wrote. As I grew in writing I rewrote it, if you want to check it out, do!
