Dumb-Struck Lovers (Brandon Calvillo X Reader)

Happy Hour Gone Bad...?

Before we start, thank you for your support! Didn't think this many people would want more! Anyway, I've already said that Brandon, and the reader are virgins, I don't write smut, but figured you two could loose your virginity in the funniest way I know. Enjoy reading!

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                "Yes sir, paperwork due first thing tomorrow." you said. You had now been working from home, and found it much easier. Taking orders and sending them into workers who worked at your shop part time meant more time to do house work as well. You had just finished up a call with a tax collector and were glad to be done. "So, now that you're done with that, how about joining me and some friends for Happy Hour tonight?" Brandon asked, now giving you a hug from behind. "Brandon, like I've said before, I don't really do well when I go out. If you want to have them come over here for our own version of Happy Hour, I'm fine with that." you said, kissing his cheek. "Well, I may get pretty wasted." he chuckled. "And then you can face the hangover tomorrow." you smirked. "Alright, fine by me." he said.

              ~Later that Evening~

                                 "And that is why I became vice chairman of the peanut butter group." Jason said. Everyone sat in awkward silence. "Right uhh...beers anyone?" you asked. "I'll get em." Brandon said, jumping up from his seat. You sat there quietly while everyone else talked among themselves. Brandon came back with beers and you spent a good majoirty of the night chatting and drinking, telling hilarious stories. It was nice to finally catch up and feel like an adult. But who ever said Happy Hour couldn't go hilariously wrong in a matter of hours? I sure didnt, and neither did you..

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Pain...lots and lots of pain..

Ugh..maybe it was the overwhelming amounts of beer..

Why is there a hand tangled up in...

Wait.....

       Your eyes shot open and you scrambled up, covering your now nude body in the sheets. 'What in the holy mother of..?!!?!' you thought. You looked at the other side of the bed and saw a completely black out Brandon laying there, dead to the world. You lifted the covers and almost instantly put them down. 'We didn't..' you thought. You glanced over towards the clock. Almost 8am. You yanked the covers off with you and wrapped them around your body. You stumbled out of the room and went out into the kitchen where you found your phone and picked it up. The only possible person who knew what happened last night was Jason. You called him. 

"Hello..?" said a voice from the other line. 

"Jason, what happened last night?" you exclaimed. 

Sudden amounts of laughter erupted from the other end of the call. 

"Oh, you two got wasted. It was great. Brandon challenged you to a drinking contest and thats when we decided to leave you guys alone." Jason laughed. 

"Jason, are you insane?! I just lost my virginity!" you retorted. 

"About time." he said.

"Oh, the next time I see you, you're a dead man!!" you exclaimed. You hung up and gave a angry sigh. Well, if anything you had yourself to blame because you allowed the party to happen, then again, Brandon knew you were easy to get drunk. You marched back inside and laid back down. Brandon was now starting to wake up and you heard him groan. "Babe..?" he said. "Don't talk to me." you said. "What's wrong?" he asked, sitting up on one arm. "What's wrong?! You got me drunk and then got in bed with me!!" you exclaimed. "We get into bed every night together?" he said. "We both lost our virginity nitwit!" you said. Brandon sat there for a minute and then sighed. "Look, I'm sorry I got you drunk. It won't happen again." he groaned. He laid back down and you sighed. "I'm sorry I snapped. I just didn't expect us...you know.." you began. "It's fine." he replied. You laid back down and curled up next to him. After some moments of silence, he spoke. "If it makes you feel better, I wouldn't have wanted to loose my virginity to any other girl than you." he said, kissing your head. "I still hate you." you said blushing. "I'm sure you do." he chuckled.