The Lordling of Peppa Pig

ACT 3 - THE END

You're Lord Peppa, you're now Lordleading, not the world, the whole universe. Because your Lord blood is unique and is permitted to Lordlead the whole universe all the time you want, while having that blood of course. You love your sister Some Entity, she is so proud of being your sister, and she doesn't, by any fact, believe in that stupid premonition anymore. She thinks that the whole universe including Pigganium, is better this way.

The years passed, both of you are immortal by the way. The current situation is great, everything is excellent, just perfect. Why is everything always so beautiful? You say. But one day, some persons visited the castle, to see you. It was your family, they bringed your cousin, a lovely pig girl. Oh, but you hate her, she is 24 years old, and she is a bitch. She could drive you to the insanity anytime, and if she does that now, it would be so catastrophic for the whole universe, because u gonna get mad.

And we do know that the premonition says that. It says that something will drive Lord Peppa insane, change that "something" and put a "someone", yep, the premonition is true, it isn't a lie. Now all the things the premonition said are gonna happen.

Many many many many years in the past, but also some hours in the future.

You're now destroying universes, your sister, Some Entity, doesn't understand why is this happening, why are you doing this? You didn't kill your sister only because she's the only person that you care about, you love her as a sister. Notwithstanding that fact, the years passed, exactly 4.440.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 years. You only had relations with your sister in all that time, you had her all the time that you could talk to her and hug her and all that sister stuff you guess. But your relation with her was worst, the years were passing while you were destroying every universe, she then started to remind you of your ADORABLE cousin. With the time you realized that she has many things in common with her, now you hate her, but you ain't gonna kill her, you just need her as a company, because, otherwise, destroying universes without a person to insult is very boring.

After all those years, yeah exactly 4. 44 x 10^33 years, you found a planet called Earth in an universe and reality very quirky, it was like merged with the Distant Space, and yes, all the universes should be far away from the Distant Space, but this galaxy, not even the universe, was fused with a part of the Distant Space, and the other part of this very distant space, was far away of the universe, we can say that it was in the edges of it (that is the zone where the Distant Space should always be located in an universe). This called your attention, and you wanted to explore it, a reality called alpha and a planet in the universe called Earth, a spaceship with a guy called Obama and suddenly, another pig, like you, but not so powerful, you believe that is the "Earth version of you" and because of that, she has to have Lord blood on her, you told Obama about it, when you met him, and you two discussed about the Distant Space, Obama says that he brought that part of the Distant Space this close of the universe, he didn't told you why, but probably because of some kind of experiment. You then made the deal with Obama who could change his identity to "The Professor" whenever he wanted as a matter of fact. Shrek got very mad with Obama when he, under your orders, destroyed his swamp, Obama somehow knew about this and told Lord Peppa about it, this then, gave a start to the story of Shrek.   

END OF ACT 3 AND...

...THE END.

PS: This story, if you didn't notice, is somehow connected with my other story (Shrek Vs. The World, this one is in spanish actually, I'm sorry, I just wanted to write this in english because I really thought it would be something great) but yeah, maybe after I finish my Shrek story, I could make a translation of the whole acts, I dunno, if there's, somehow, a reader of my other story who just finished reading this one. Then I hope I cleared some doubts and things about the other story's main antagonist and concepts about Distant Space and the alpha reality and the universe where Earth is. Ok, see ya in another story, probably in spanish, I dunno. ;)