Peppa was planning on participating in the Lordling competition, she was trying to be a Lord really hard! So as she graduated from Lordling school, she signed to participate in this competition.
Peppa started training and restudying things about Lordling to win the competition, some people told her that she'd had a rival , this rival didn't have a normal name, she made herself be called "Some Entity".
-Hmm sounds pretty badass- She said to herself, still thinking on participating on that competition though.
The competition was tomorrow, but we don't have time right now to talk about what will happen today, so we're going to go forward until we reach tomorrow.
Today is the competition, this was going to get a little hard for Peppa because, supposedly, "Some Entity" is very powerful. But if I said a little hard is just because it was just going to be a little hard for Peppa, not even the hardest thing ever. About 10 more people were going to participate in this competition, but only Peppa and Some Entity were present. Hmm, now that she thinks about it, people might not have come here because of her, because of Some Entity, maybe people were afraid of her. However, she doesn't care about it, this makes things easier for her.
She says she's gonna kick the crap out of her and that she'll win this. She said that to her, right in her fucking face oh god.
-Ok enough with this crap!- SE shouted.
Some Entity started to kick the crap out of Peppa, omg no this can't be true! How can she do that? Peppa is the one who should do that!
It seems like I need to explain some shit now, I'm doing a pause on this story to explain some things:
First of all SE is so powerful, because she is actually a Lord, Lord of time, who travelled from the past to the present because of a premonition, this premonition said that in the future, some young pig girl from Pigganium was going to become a Lord, then she was going to do an excellent job Lordling Pigganium, but the next thing that would happen someday was horrible.
The premonition said that something would drive Lord Peppa insane. Then she would destroy the whole universe and go back in time, before something even existed, and destroy even more universes that existed before the universe where Pigganium is (when all of these universes born of course she'd wait the necessary time to finally destroy more newborn universes, waiting of course, being an advantage instead of going forward in time through ages randomly, to an age where an universe couldn't be newborn), she would completely destroy the Distant Space producing cracks on it. She would destroy everything known and that can't happen...
The final part of the premonition (which it's lost) that talks about some ogre is said to be the salvation of Lord Peppa, in case that Some Entity fails at killing her. (and btw, I know that girls being Lords sounds kind of awkward, but fuck if Lord isn't a cool word, also, this is my story I do what I want)
Ok long that's a long premonition isn't it?
Second of all: well, needless to say that this is the reason of why everybody is afraid of SE.
Third of all: if Peppa becomes a Lord, that can actually be fucked up bad news? yes that can be fucked up bad news, because Peppa is going to become a Lord and will turn insane like the premonition says. And I forgot to mention, that Peppa has Lord blood on her, that makes her more powerful than SE who just has normal blood. There's literally no chance of SE winning this.
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The Lordling of Peppa Pig
Ficção CientíficaA story about Peppa Pig, the path she followed to complete her mission of becoming a Lord.