Someone shoved Abby down. "Well, well, well, if it isn't Abby." She gasped. She knew that voice.
Coonor.
Abby got up off the ground and pulled out her lightsaber. "Not today, mothertrucker."
Capri Sun whipped out his $20 Kylo Ren Body Pillow (Saebra where you at). "Bring it Teiresias."
They hopped onto the back of a giant, floating sea turtle. "Square up Corndog." Abby got into battle position and began charging towards Challenger. He jumped up over her, hitting Abby on the head with Kylo. She thrust upward with the lightsaber and grazed Concordat's back. He landed behind Abby, and she swung around to face him.
Suddenly, a wild Donald Trump appeared. Donald Trump uses the attack Spewing Racist And Ignorant Nonsense, on Abby. Calendar jumped in front of Abby, though, and took the beating for her. He fell to the ground in pain.
"Why would you do that?" Abby asked. He looked up at her.
"Because Cabby. Now destroy him." Abby had no idea what Cabby meant, but she was going to destroy Donald Trump.
Abby walked up to Donald Trump.
Abby pushed Donald Trump over.
Donald Trump died.
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Whipping Into Your Heart
RomanceAbby is a simple girl. All she wanted was freedom. Sometimes love isn't easy. You can't always win.... Happy wife happy life! Husbands, can't live with them, can't live without them!
