Abby woke up in a new Honda. She looked around, angrily. "Why do I keep waking up in cars!?"
"Because, deep down you love the cars." Abby whipped around and saw a strange man sitting in the back seat. "Hello, I am Arugula, your guardian pastrami." Abby nodded.
"Of course, of course. Where am I?" Abby asked Arugula.
"You are in the Hell Honda. This is where everyone destined to go to Hell waits. Usually, if you are here, you have unfinished business. I am here to help you with this business. You are going to get revenge on Coonor." Arugula sat back and waited for Abby to say something.
"Um, ok. Why?"
"It's Calculator's fault you are dead, and deep down you want him dead." Abby nodded as if that made sense. *Disclaimer: Do not kill people*
"So, how exactly do I get revenge?"
"First, we make whipping uncool. That way he is ostracized from everyone. Then, we make him see Cool Whip everywhere to remind him of when he used to be cool for whipping. Soon, he will kill himself and you will be free to go to Hell."
"Yes, yes. Good plan, let's do it."
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Whipping Into Your Heart
RomanceAbby is a simple girl. All she wanted was freedom. Sometimes love isn't easy. You can't always win.... Happy wife happy life! Husbands, can't live with them, can't live without them!
