100 ways to get kicked out of Hogwarts~

lol so i was bored and made this up, well i found it on the internet up same thing! hope you like it ;)

1. Run through the hallways yelling “The muggles are coming! The muggles are coming!”

2. Go up to Dolores Umbridge and yell, “Look! Behind you! It’s VOLDEMORT! Aw, you missed it.” Then, walk away.

3. Go up to Dumbledore. Ask why he is gay.

4. Follow Harry arround. Repeatedly scream AVADAKADAVERA!

5. Go up to Harry and tell him Voldamort and Ginny eloped and ran away together.

6. Throw shampoo and conditioner at Snape

7. Beat Neville up and insult his grandmum. Tell him HAGRID is twice the man he will ever be.

8. Make a list of wizard swear words, attempt to shout them through the PA system. If one is not available, make one.

9. Tell Dumbledore that you are a spy for Rumbleroar.

10. Unleash Fluffy on unsuspecting first year.

11. Team up with Fred and George. Decorate the Great Hall as a muggle cafeteria.

12. Tell Luna Lovegood that there is a Crumple-Horned Snorlack in the boy’s lavatory.

13. Trash Dumbledore’s office. Steal his hat.

14. Tell people that you are a beardless dwarf.

15. Attempt to cut off Dumbledore’s beard off while he is talking to you.

16. Ask a professor where their Dark Mark is. Say, “If you show me yours, I’ll show you mine.”

17. Brag that you have met Voldemort in person and you are his “home dog.”

18. Steal the Snitch. Replace it with a croquet ball that been bewitched with the Bludger spell.

19. Go onto the Quittich field during a match. Start singing the “Ugly Barbie” song.

20. Say that your name is Princess Fairy Rainbow Sparkle Unicorn Beautiful Mary Way, and that you are Voldemort’s illgetiment daughter, who is also Harry’s sister, Snape’s daughter, Dumbledore’s cousin, Ron’s boyfriend, and Hermione’s aunt.

21. In Harry Potter’s fifth year, say that your book project is on Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows. Reveal the plot of the entire book. Tell Harry that you are very sorry for his losses. Give him a cookie.

22. During Snape’s class, ask him loudly (so the whole class can hear) why he loved Lily Evens.

23. Pretend to be drunk during Charms class. Bring Firewhiskey, so it looks believable. Say, “I swear to drunk that I am not God.”

24. Place invisible tripwires in doorways. Have a contest with Harry to see how many Slytherins you can trip.

25. Start cracking yo momma joke about HAGRIDS mom in Care of Magical Creatures. Make him cry.

26. Tell people that you helped Sirius Black escape so he and his lover Peter Pettigrew COULD BE TOGETHER AGAIN.

27. Give Remus Lupin a flea bath.

28. Run in during a quidditch match ( after you stole the snitch and hid it.) and yell “CATCH THE SNITCH!!! CATCH THE SNITCH, HARRY!”

29. Stalk Harry. If he asks why, say “ I LOVE YOU!!!! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!” then loudly announce that some random guy named voldamort ask about Harry and you told him every single detail about him.