100 ways to get kicked out of Hogwarts~

123 ways to annoy Hogwarts Staff!

yet again, im bored! hope you like it ;)

Many things that are guaranteed to irritate, enrage, frighten, confuse, humiliate and/or annoy the Hogwarts staff. Enjoy.

AN: All the below activities are highly dangerous. Attempt them at your peril.

Send McGonagall a tin of cat food for Christmas

Suggest to Peeves that he hold a Poltergeist party in Filch's room

Tell McGonagall that Crookshanks has been watching her closely over the last few days . . .

Tell Dobby that Harry would love it if he sent cat food up to McGonagall's plate at dinner

Tell Dobby that Harry would love it if he sent crap up to all the staffs' plates at dinner and told them it was black pudding

Tell Flitwick you went on Genes Reunited and found a picture of his grandmother. Show him a photo of Yoda

6b) Show him a photo of Grumpy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

(For Dwarfers only) Tell McGonagall you visited a parallel dimension and her other self is a dog

Every time Trelawney speaks yell, "I knew you were going to say that!"

Say you want to re-enact The Lightening Struck Tower, then dig up Dumbledore's body and hire a few Death Eaters

9b) When McGonagall arrives to rant, say, "Oh good, here's Fenrir."

Kill all the House Elves and stick their pickled heads on plaques in the Great Hall

10b) Say you were upholding an ancient tradition

Bring a camcorder to Care Of Magical Creatures and make a documentary

Tell Hat the new criteria for Ravenclaw is 'smart midget'

Tell Hat the new criteria for Slytherin is 'evil and ugly with a long nose'

Send Snape a bottle of 'Smooth and Silky Re-hydrating Anti-Dandruff Shampoo'

Send Snape a bottle of black hair dye with a note saying, 'for when those blonde roots start to show'

Every time Snape walks in say, "Is it just me or does the air feel greasy in here?"

Announce a staff meeting and tell them Umbridge is back . . . and she's not happy

Tell Dumbledore you went on Genes Reunited and found a picture of his grandmother. Show him a photo of Gandalf The White

Tell Snape you went ion Genes Reunited and found a picture of his Grandmother. Show him a photo of Gollum.

19b) Say, "Without the wig, there's a massive resemblance."

Ask Hagrid why he hasn't got a name for the Giant Squid, like 'Squishy,' 'Squiddy' or 'Sushi'

Roll a Niffler in mud and release it into the trophy room right after Filch has finished cleaning

Tell McGonagall you went on Genes Reunited and found a picture of her Grandmother. Show her a photo of Aslan

22b) Show her a photo of the Sphinx in Egypt

22c) Bring in a real, live Sphinx

Yell "Woof woof!" every time you see McGonagall

Tell Snape that the new uniform involves cutting off your left sleeve

Tell Hagrid that Madame Maxime died while bungee jumping

Tell Sprout 'Soilent Greem' is coming true