Never Saw It Coming

The Sam Thing

So me and Sam have been arguing for a long time and I think I may have taken it to far this time. So he's been showing everyone pictures from when I was little and when I was rabbit looking, he's been pulling my hair, tripping me over in public, slut shaming me and calling me a mistake. But I tried really hard to make it look like I didn't care. We were just starting to make up on Tuesday but I wanted to get the last word. Then it hit me. Sam had once accidentally sent me his nudes. So I may have wired up the assembly hall to flash his nudes to the intire Sheaf hall, and pastoral leaders. It was all a mystery about who did it until now. Who had told him it was me? I certainly hadn't! And I don't remember anyone watching me. Oh no right now I remember I was being watched by Jordan Hackworth! How could she? I know she's the biggest bitch in the building but still I thought we were just getting on. Obviously not. This means a war in girl world between me and Jordan!