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HILARIOUS MESSAGE FROM A FRUSTATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MESSAGES -

I want to thank all my friends who have forwarded chain messages to me in 2014 & 2015 and still continuing..

BECAUSE OF YOUR KINDNESS :

1- I stopped eating the tasty kurkure after I heard that it has plastic in it.

2- I stopped going to movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with Aids.

3- Forwarded hundreds of messages but still waiting for free balance.

4- I smell like a rotten egg since i stopped using deo's because they cause cancer.

5- I also donated all my savings to a 7 year old poor girl who was about to die in hospital about 700 times.

6- Made 100 wishes before forwarding Religious pictures & etc by now most of those 'wishes' are already married.

7- I have stopped drinking Frooti since every six-months, one worker having AIDS dies in the Parle factory & his blood gets mixed in the Frooti.

8- Every week Chairman & Falaana- Dheekna Director of Whatsapp send SMS to forward to 8 person in contact list if not my whatsapp will be charged or Icon will not become Blue. I have not forwarded sms, still my whatsapp is FOC (free of cost).

9-If I don't take Your calls sometime, assume that my mobile is charging & I am feared of.getting Burn, if I talk at time when mobile is charging. Bcoz every alternate days it is fixed sombody died of this as infomed in chain SMS.

Now if you don't send/share this message to your friends in next 10 seconds, a Coconut will Fall on Your Head tomorrow..