Russia: *emerges from hell* "You called?"
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Italy: Oh, it's just Germany's buttcheeks. How disappointing.
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Germany: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape.
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France: Ah... So this is how it ends... I'm buck naked, wearing cat ears, and I've got a rose censoring my privates... This sucks
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Prussia: Austria is a little baby girl man boy!
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China: China take all. You can go home now.
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France: Just look at his face. So handsome. I want to lick it.
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Ukraine: Just show them your boobs!
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America: I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!
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Netherlands: If you don't disappear while I'm tying my shoelace I'm going to flip you over.
Yep..... So yeah.... Danny Sexbang amiright?
