Ladynoir~One-Shots

Fabulous

Ok the picture isn't just of Chat Noir's booty but ya guys gotta admit it is a nice view.... 😏😏😏
Ok I'll stop now you guys can read...

Ladybugs Pov

It was Black Friday, Chat and I had to constantly stop people from practically killing each other over shoes, TVs, Gabriel Agreste's clothes and more. I was really hoping to go shopping with Alya today but instead had to waist it with Chat...
When people weren't trying to murder each other over jeans I got to shop as ladybug. It was easier to shop as her because people would give me even more discounts on Black Friday.
While picking out clothes I saw Chloe with Sabrina at the register. Sabrina looked like a clothes rack with all of Chloe's stuff piled on her. She was arguing with the cashier because she couldn't get a discount like me. "WHAT?!? I am the mayors daughter! I can get you fired and BANNED from this city!!! Give me a discount or else!!!!" She yelled. "I am sorry miss but yelling is against the store policy. I am afraid you are gonna have to leave or I will escort you off the premise myself." The cashier said with a calm expression, "unless you have saved Paris countless times like ladybug you can't have a discount like her." "FINE!!!" Chloe stomped out of the store. Not long after that she then returned as 'Shopping Spree' an akumanized villain. "Chat! Where are you!!!" I called for him. "Right here my lady," he stepped out of the changing room with short black spandex and heels on, "how do I look." He made a sassy face and started to pose. "Fabulous..." I said sarcastically. He attempted to walk towards me but tripped in the heels. "How do you walk in these!!!" He fell on the ground. I took off his heels and threw them at Shopping Spree. "Owww! Ladybug!!!" She sprinted after me, brushing her hands against all of the clothes she passed by.
They started to float and chase after me as well. She passed an ugly Christmas sweater and that chased me as well. Chat Noir stood up and saw the sweater, "Ahhh burn it with fire!!!" He screamed. "You know that's not a bad idea." I ran down the camping isle and grabbed a lighter and lit the clothes on fire.
"NO THAT WAS GABRIEL AGRESTES FASHION LINE!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!" Shopping Spree yelled in a horrifying tone. Chat snuck up behind her and grabbed her bracelet and crushed it. The akuma flew out and I captured it. "Bye bye pretty butterfly." It flew away.
"C'mon let's get out of here." Chat said. We started to walk out when the cashier said, "um sir are you going to pay for those!" She pointed at the spandex. Chat blushed and ran back to the changing room.

Ok so I don't know if this chapter was a little stupid or not but can u guys comment what the next chapter should be about??? Ok bye