1)when I was five, I snuck in my mom's closet and put on her makeup
2) when I was five I was worried about the ass whoppin my dad would give me for cussing
3)when I was five I slapped my kindergarten teacher cuz she asked do u have a daddy
4)when I was five I flicked off a police officer
5) when I was five I would take the birds that fell out the tree and fry them with a lighter
6)when I was five I accidentally burned my mom with a flat iron
7) when I was five I would beg my mom not to tell my dad that I was being bad at school
8) when I was five I fell off the swings and landed face first on the concrete
9) when I was five I called my mom a bitch
10) when I was five I called the neighbors daughter a slut for stealing my boyfriend
Comment on what u did when u were five
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