Eminem Lyrics (My favorite songs)

So Much Better - The Marshall Mathers LP2

Bitch where the fuck were you Tuesday?

With who you say?

I wasn't at the studio

Bitch what'd you do screw Dre?

You went there looking for me

Boo that excuse is too lame

Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg

You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre

Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs

You try to flip this on me?

If I spent more time with you, you say

"Ok yeeah, I'm coo-coo, hey?" Well, screw you

And I'd be the third person who screwed you today

Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touche

You were too two-faced for me

Thought you was my number one True Blue Ace

But you ain't and I can see you when you make

That little boo-boo face 'cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo

You make my fucking Bluetooth ache

You feeling blue too late

Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid

Here's what you say to someone you hate

My life will be so much better

If you just dropped dead (dead)

I was laying in bed last night thinking

And this thought just popped in my head

And I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier

If you dropped dead (dead)

I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)

Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink

Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think

Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go

'Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk

'Cause that bitch drove me to drink I'm back on my fuck ho's

But a whole new hatred for blondes, but bias?

I hate all bitches the same, baby come on

Excuse the pun but bitch you're such a broad statement

And I am channeling my anger through every single station it's on

'Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art

'Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts

And threw it in the garbage, who do you think you are?

Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off

And pick myself up off the carpet

But I'll never say the L-word again

I la-la-la-la lesbian

Ah

I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest

My life would be so much better if you just

My life will be so much better

If you just dropped dead (dead)

I was laying in bed last night thinking

And this thought just popped in my head

And I thought wouldn't shit just be a lot easier

If you dropped dead (dead)

I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)

'Cause you told me

You'd love me,

Forever

Bitch, that was a lie

Now I never

Wanted someone to die

So bad in my fucking, life

But fuck it there's other fish in the sea

And I'mma have a whale of a time

Being a single sailor for the night bitch on a scale

Of 1 to 10, shit I must be the holy grailer

Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name (great)

I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh

Made for me say fuck it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer

These bitches tryna get atached with the failer

And latch him to the tail of my bumper

To scratch them with the back of my trailer like I'm itchin' to get hitched

Yeah I'm rich as a bitch but bitches ain't shit

I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch

Bitch you complain when you listen to this

But you still throw yourself at me

That's what I call pitchin' a bicth

That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight

Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul but my dick's on strike

So all that love shit is null and void bitch I'm a droid,

I void cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed

Oi oi oi, man oh man, you boy boy boys

Getting sick at these girls girls girls

Oink oink oink

You fucking pigs all you good boys doink doink doing

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one

She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun

I take 'em all out I hope you hear this song

And grow into a cardiac arrest

Have a heart attack and just drop dead

And I'mma throw a fucking party after this 'cause

My life will be so much better

If you just dropped dead (dead)(I hate you)

I was laying in bed last night thinking

And this thought just popped in my head (you baby)

And I thought wouldn't shit just be a lot easier

If you dropped dead (dead)

I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)

I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you

Link to song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ommonkt0yNI