Mimicking Edward Cullen

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Me:Oh god this dare...I can't....

Magnus:What is it?

Me:I picked this dare becuase it'll be fun for Lukas and Jesse

Jesse:Fun?

Me:YOU'RE GOING ON A HONEYMOON

Jesse:YES!LUKAS GET IN THE CAR,WE'RE GOING TO PARIS!

Lukas:0_0 *gets in a car*

Jesse:*gets in the car and drives off*

Petra:...Can we go now?

Me:We have to watch them.All.The.Time

Petra:So we're gonna be creepy stalkers?

Me:Yes.Just like Edward Cullen

Colin:DO WE SPARKLE TOO

Me:No 😐

Colin:*waves hand and sparkles come out*

Olivia:Where is our transportation

Me:*waves hand and jet plane comes out*

Axel:That looks cramped

Me:Yeah it is

Soren:I DON'T LIKE FLYING

~time skip~

Axel:Aww...they're getting awesome french food 😢

Gabriel:I'm hungry

Me:😐 shut up

Ellegaard:I'm thirsty

Me:😠 shut up!

Magnus:I NEED TO PEE!

Me:😤 shut up

~A few ours later~

Me:*vomits*

Olivia:That was the longest kiss I have ever seen

Magnus:I NEED TO-

Me:You went to the toilet to pee 5 minutes ago

Magnus:BUT I NEED TO POOP

~that night~

Me:*peeks through window*

Axel:Are they sleeping together?

Me:...

Axel:I don't mean that,I mean are they sleeping in the same bed

Me:Yes
...
And kissing

Gabriel:I wanna see!

Me:Keep holding me up!

Gabriel:*chucks me on the ground*

Me:OWOWOWOWOWOWOW

Jesse:What was that?!

Colin:ABORT THE MISSION!ABORT!ABORT!*starts running around in circles*

Gabriel:*screaming*

Petra:😐 *staring at everybody*

Olivia:*crawling under a bush*

Soren:*singing*

Me:OWIE

Lukas:WHAT THE...WHAHCIJFJFJEEJEJSI?!

Jesse:YOU WERE FREKIN SPYING ON US?!

Me:*screams and teleports away*

Jesse:YOU WILL FEEL MY FURY!!!

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