Glittersparkle Applebottom's P.O.V.
"Glittersparkle get yo ass up now before a beat yo ass!" screamed my boyfriend, Hucklebird Lampost. "Shut up!" I yelled through the door. He yelled something I couldn't hear and walked away from the door. I rolled out of bed and landed on my face. I groaned into the nasty-ass carpet and got up. I looked in the mirror and smiled, I must of lost weight. I can see my bellybutton now! What an improvement!
From downstairs i could smell the McDonald's! I ran as fast as my sexy ass body could take me and went downstairs and into the kitchen.I saw Hucklebird eating a BigMac without me! "You little fucker! Eating without your girlfriend!" I screamed. I was so mad! I grabbed the BigMac out of his hands and walked to the door. "You bitch" he yelled as I slammed the door.
I stumbled down the street, tears streaming down my face. Suddenly, I ran into somebody. They bounced off my stomach a whole 5 feet! A new record! The boy got up and looked at me wide eyed, "Wow! You're so beautiful" he said dreamily. A really ugly girl walked to his side and slapped his arm, "Louis! I'm your girlfriend!" she yelled. He rolled hi eyes and winked at me.
I licked my lips as he took a step towards me. The ugly chick walked between us and glared at me, 'Stay away from my man!" she screamed. I laughed and picked her up with one hand. "What are you doing!" she screamed. I gave her a creepy smile, "I eat you now" and shoved her down my throat. "Well, it looks like I can't see my belly button anymore!" I turned to the hot guy and winked.
"What's your name babe" he said, licking his lips. I puffed out my chest at him and gave him my sey look, "Glittersparkle Applebottom, how about you hottie" he made a kissy face at me and whispered in my ear, "That's a hot name. My names Louis Tomlinson, babe" I giggled and rubbed my hand on his muscles.
"Wow. That's hot too" I said, seductively. He took a step back, "So, you have a boyfriend, sexy" he said. I decided to lie, "Nope. How about you?" I winked, "Not anymore, babe" I growled and grabbed his face, kissing him. He shoved his tongue down my throat. I moaned and bit his tongue.
he pulled back, "Ohh. Feisty" he said and kissed me again. This time, i picked him up bridal style and walked down the sidewalk, kissing him.
~~~~~~~~2 MONTHS LATER~~~~~~~~
"Wake up, sexy" Louis whispered in my ear. I giggled and got up.....With the help of Louis. "I got you a BigMac, babe" he said and walked me to the kitchen. "He rubbed his hands on my belly and smiled, "I can't wait to meet my three children" he said happily. I smiled and pushed him out of the way, "Move, bitch, theres a BagMac waiting for me" I yelled and grabbed the piece of fake meat. As we ate Louis asked me a question, "So baby, what are we going to name our triplets?" he asked
I already knew the answer,
"Hucklebird"
"Neopolitain"
"And my favorite, Pociclebigmacfriedchickenpizzapixiesticklamppost"
Louis looked up at me, teary eyed, "That's beautiful" he whispered. I nodded and continued to eat my BigMac.......
~~~~~~~3 YEARS AND MANY BIGMACS LATER~~~~~~~~
Louis and I are still going strong (If you know what I mean ;)) and are engaged to be married. Our children are 2 years old and look and act exactly like me! our life is perfect! I would never trade it for anything! (Accept a lifetime supply of BigMacs!)
THE END
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HELLO! So this was our first 'story' It's just going to be us goofing off for this 'book' I hope you got a laugh......P.S. We both love Eleanor, we just needed another joke and it just 'came up'
XOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
~M&A
