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Once upon a time there was a lil betch named patty. Patty needed some weed so she went to the weed store in the Pacific Ocean. She asked a starfish for some weed and it responded with "haha bitch get the frickity frack out lmao" patty was not amused. She began to 360 Noscope the Pacific Ocean. Don't get gas station sushi. It is actually illuminati crust.
The end. :)))))))))

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