The Last

Prolouge

Huh. I guess having no close friends did pay off. Take that mom! Oh yeah, you're dead.

   I didn't exactly ask for this, you know. The zombie apocalypse. I know, I know, typical horror story. There, my friend, you are wrong. First of all, zombies looked nothing like we imagined. They were very red (not just because of blood) and they had elephant trunks. Also, they didn't have a thing for brains. Instead they kinda awkwardly licked you and you either died within an hour or turned into one of them.

   Of all the things in the entire planet, why elephant trunks?

   Then, one day, they all just sorta disappeared. Obviously, this would get the average person excited, if not for the fact that everyone else was dead. Since then, I've used my knowledge of flying planes to travel around the world. And yes, I'm a 17 year-old who knows how to fly a plane.

   Don't ask.

   Also, my phone still works, so I've listened to Hotline Bling seven times today. And Under The Sea 18 times. It's ridiculous but catchy. I may have an obsession. Thankfully, no one that I know of is around to judge me.

   As bad and post-apocalyptic things may seem, there are some upsides to this situation. For example, I found some sweet kicks in a shoe store in Florida. Also, for all you people who make ridiculous conspiracies, if there ever was an illuminati, there isn't anymore.

   I know, you can probably already tell that I'm the worst candidate for the last person on earth. But you're going to have to live with it, because I'm also the only candidate.

   I was never really a people person. My mom would always tell me to go and try to make friends or at least meet other humans, but I never really had the balls to do it. Thankfully, I don't have to worry about that anymore, because all "other humans" are dead.

   But you probably knew that already, because I have said it at least six times.

   Anyway, now that you're up to speed, my story starts right where I am right now, South Korea.