My Friend's Aren't Normal

Donkey!

So Joseph had this brilliant idea to go camping in a forest near some lake that smelled like rotten fish and stuff
Just kidding
It was horrible
And smelt like rotten eggs

Me- ^is sleeping in sleeping bag^

Caroline- ^I'm pretty sure she was up sharpening a knife or something^

Meg- ^is paranoid^

Me- ^snores once^

Nova- ^throws rock at girls tent (the one Me Meg and Caroline are in)^

Caroline- YOU WANNA DIE TONIGHT SON!? I CAN ARRANGE IT!

Nova- ^shuffles in a panic^

Me- ^has now woken up^

Meg- ^hears grunting noise* AH!

Me- WAHT?

Meg- I heard a wolf...or a bear...or a ghost!

Caroline- ^sarcastically^ oh my!

Meg- SHUT UP...! I HEARD IT

Me- ^hears grunting noise as well^ THE FU IS THAT SHIT?!

Meg- Language

Me- chill your sizzle'n grill Captain America. I'm not Tony Stark.

Caroline- I HEAR NOTHING. AND STOP MAKING AVENGERS QUOTES THINGS SHIZS.

Me- Well happy to be here with you too miss happy days

Caroline- ^snorts/ hears grunting noise as well^ well fuck.

Me- A GHOST

Meg- A bear!

Caroline- A Wolf Pack!

Benji hears and joins in- A tiger!

Joseph- A...SLEEP!

Nova- DONKEY!

Me- ^dies of laughter^

Caroline rushes out of tent- it's a bear.

Me- Oh...I think I like Donkey better.

Meg- ^screams ear piercingly^

Me- I've got to write this down

Meg- ARE YOU CRAZY!?

Me- No. I'm...DIFFERENT

Benji walks over to our tent- Carole, get back in the tent, now. Everyone stay still and quiet... Talking already won't help... ARE YOU PUTTING THIS ON WATTPAD?

Me- Heh...

Nova- COME TO ME DONKEY ^charges bear^

Me- ^cant get onto recorder fast enough^

Bear- ^stands on hind legs and growls at Nova^

Me- ^still trying to get to camera roll/record^

Meg- NOVA STOP! ^screaming^

Caroline- DONT STOP NOVA! KEEP RUNNING TOWARDS YOUR DESTINY

Joseph- WHY THE FUCK DID I LET YOU GUYS COME ON A CAMPING TRIP AGAIN?

Benji- Who the hell knows.

Me- RECORD!

Bear- ^freaking walks away when I get to the camera^

Nova- My life... It flashed before my eyes.........I was dead....

Me- did someone fucking give him wine or get him high or shit? Cause....last time I checked he don't do drugs

Benji- I'm going home

Meg- ^runs after Benji^

Benji- ^side hugs Meg^

Me- ^ships^

Nova- ^idk what the hell happened to him...I think he might still be at the camp sigh^

Caroline- Joseph. I'm either taking your car or you're driving me home.

Me- DON LEAVE ME HERE WITH THAT BEAR DONKEY

Nova- OMG DONKEY! I LOVE WAFFLES TOO!