Pick up lines

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Sorry guys for the wait but this is going to be the last joke ok pick up lines here we go:

1. Let's flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I'm yours.

2. Is nobody your name?, because someone said nobodys perfect.

3. From a rate of 1-10, your a 9, cause I'm the 1 you need.

4. Are you a light switch?, because you turn me on.

5. Are you always sunburn? Or you are always this hot?

6. If nothing lasts forever?, will you be my nothing.

7. I'm not a cigarette, but you can light me up anytime.

8. If you were an angel you'd be a cute one.

9. Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

10. I'll give you a kiss, if you don't like it, you can return it.

11. Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.

12. If your feeling down, I can feel you up.

13. Wanna know what's on the menu? Me-n-u

14. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.

15. Have we met before? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Ok thanks guys maybe next time I'll give 20 pick up lines.

Gamasahamida 😄😄😄

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