What the Signs Would be in Prison For:
Aries: Hitting a police officer
Taurus: Man slaughter
Gemini: Car chase
Cancer: Not paying taxes
Leo: Shoplifting
Virgo: Is actually innocent
Libra: Facebook hacking
Scorpio: Mass murder
Sagittarius: Jumping into a fountain
Capricorn: Trying to cash a stolen check
Aquarius: Going into Area 51
Pisces: Growing a massive field of weed
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Zodiac Signs
Random•Just some horoscope fun! •#100 in Signs as of 8/4/18• •This book is completed! If you want more, please check out my second book•
