The Signs at a Karaoke Bar:
"When your ready come and get, na-na-na-na..." Capricorn sang as they tried to be sexy.
And all Aries could say to that performance was "No thank you!"
Cancer knew that it was their turn in 15 minutes and was now chickening out and begging a drunken Libra to sing with them.
Gemini was already drunk too, and was super close to getting thrown out.
It was now Scorpio's turn and of course they picked "I'm Too Sexy" and of course Leo had to get into this action.
After this, Sagittarius appeared on stage, barely clothed and sang a bizarre rendition of "Colors of the Wind."
Aquarius decided that would play judge and so far the average score was a 0.5 out of 10.
Taurus was drunk and was somehow eating buffalo wings, and would only sing if they could be sitting down.
Pisces was singing a painful rendition of "I Will Always Love You," while Virgo, who had the best voice of them all, was too shy to go up and sing.
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