THE AVENGERS ARE WHAT?!?!? - Fury

Stark Tower

                  We arrived at Stark Tower in less than two minutes , but it seemed like a trip to Peru. The kids where fighting like , well , children. Tony was making fun of Loki and Thor's hair , so Thor punched him in the the face.They where now fighting like maniacs.
                  Clint was making fun of Natasha so Steve came to her rescue . Well he attempted to come to her rescue. Clint got a foot to the face and a very  angry redhead on top of him beating his little bird self to a pulp.Bruce was sitting in a corner crying and muttering something about everyone getting along and I was screaming for everyone to calm down. To my dismay , they did not.
                  The plane landed and when the doors opened, all of them scattered out around the tower.Maria went running after them, and I went to notify Pepper and JARVIS.

Maria's P.O.V.

              I ran around the tower frantically searching the tower for the kids. None of them should know how to work an elevator and Stark said stairs are for chumps so he never had any in his building , thank god. I heard a small whimper coming from down the hall , so I ran to see which kid it was. Seems pretty reasonable right? WRONG! Fucking Loki created an illusion of Bruce crying then turning into the hulk. That was not fun to run away from. Like a chicken sized Hulk. I was running from the tiny Hulk when I tripped over Wanda and she started screaming bloody murder. I just laid on the ground defeated. I can contribute to defeating a god , I am an amazing SHIELD agent that can kill a man with a flick of my wrist , but I am never having children. They are monsters. 
            Relief washed over me when I saw Pepper come into the lobby. She had an iron man suit with her that I assumed was one of Tony's , that he made when he was bored. It started to play a lullaby and one by one the kids stop screaming and fighting and started falling asleep. I slowly stood up careful not to trip on Wanda , and walked over to Mrs.Potts. "You are an angle , you know that right?" She just smirked and started picking up children slowly.  She had Tony and Bruce in her arms , I had Agent Ro- Natasha and Clint in mine ,  Phil had Steve, and more suits came down to get Thor, Loki , and the twins. 
           We got upstairs and slowly put them all in Tony's huge bed , turned out the lights , left the suit that was playing music with them , and locked the door so they couldn't get out and destroy something. Again. I laid down and went straight to sleep.

Phil's POV-

           While Maria slept peacefully Pepper and I worried frantically. What the hell are we going to do? I mean I've never taken care of anyone under the age of 14! " We could take Tony's credit card and go to the the mall? Get kid stuff." Pepper decided. " Yeah but what all do they need? That's the problem." I responded. She thought about it for a minute. "JARVIS? Could you have a list made of all the things toddlers might need?" " Of coarse Mrs.Potts , right away. Shall I scan them for their ages as well?" Her eyes widened as did mine. We hadn't thought about how old they where. I mean we knew they where toddlers but not their actual age. " Uhm , yes thank you JARVIS."
         As soon as the list was printed out Pepper grabbed it and Maria and left to the mall to get the supplies. I was left to guard the children. However I drifted into a rather calming sleep.