1k!?!

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That awkward moment when YOU'VE JUST REACHED OVER 1000 READS ON A BOOK AND YOU START SCREAMING AND EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOU AND YOU DON'T BREATHE AND SO YOU USE RUN ON SENTENCES AND YOU KEEP USING THE WORD 'AND' AND PEOPLE START WORRYING BECAUSE YOUR FACE TURNS REALLY RED OF LACK OF OXYGEN AND THEN YOU FAINT AND THEN THEY CARRY YOU TO A HOSPITAL AND THEN YOU DREAM ABOUT HOW LLAMAS ARE WAY COOLER THAN ALPACAS AND THEN YOU SCREAM AT YOUR FELLOW COLLABORATORS THROUGH PRIVATE MESSAGES AND THEN YOU WRITE A STORY ABOUT IT IN ALL CAPS AND THEN YOU THANK YOUR READERS WHICH I JUST NOTICED I HAVEN'T DONE YET and so yeah.

-TripThreat

(PS, I may have exaggerated a bit of it...or maybe a little more than that...okay, a lot more than that.)

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