Scars & Melodies

CHAPPY #5

Athana

"Mukha kang patatas." sabi sakin ni Kuya Oreo habang kumakain ako ng mashed potato

"Grabe ang sexy ko namang patatas." I said

"Swerte mo nga hindi ka mukhang Oreo, mukhang Stick-O lang, ang payat mo." I said and topped it with a devil smirk

"Payat? Payat?! baby girl, sa yummy abs at muscles ko, tinatawag mo pa akong payat? aba di ata katanggap-tanggap yan! This sexy body is called fit not payat." he explained, I just raised an eyebrow at him and continued eating this lovely mashed potato

"Hoy! kinakausap kita!" he shouted

"Kuya, masyado pang maaga para managinip, its only 6 pm." I said and sprinted to my room

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Halla

"Babe." tawag sa akin ni Sivi

Si Sivi ang current boyfriend ko, hindi kami palaging magkasama dahil nasa ibang school siya nag-aaral

"Babe." tawag niya ulit sa akin

Hindi ko siya pinansin dahil naiinis ako sa kanya, kinain ba naman ang last pack ng precious marshmallows ko halos maiyak nga ako sa sobrang gigil. He just ate my precious babies and worst he squished, tear, and break them apart before eating them. I'm so not gonna forgive him

"Babe."

"Wife."

"Baby."

"Love."

"Sugar."

"Apple pie."

"Candy."

"Pineapple pie."

He called me with a lot of stupid endearments just to catch my attention

"Shadap, kung gutom ka pa, wag mong idamay ang pagkain sa mga stupid endearments mo. After you murdered my babies, ugrrhhh We are so over."

"OA mo naman, bibilhan kita ng bago." sabi niya

"Oh, no no no no, limited edition yun at doon lamang sa Korea ito makikita." I responded

Napakamot lamang siya sa kanyang batok

"But you can always repay me." I said sweetly

"How much???" he said desperately
"Hindi pera, pero gagawin mo ang gusto ko." I said

"Anything." he said determined

"Pumunta ka ng North Korea at batukan mo ang Presidente para ipasabog ka niya pabalik dito." I said seriously

"Haha! epektib ng joke mo Babe, natawa ako haha!" he said laughing
1 minute...

5 minutes...

10 minutes...

and he still kept on laughing

After 1234567890 minutes, he stopped laughing and faced me with a teary eye

"Grabe! try mo maging comedian Babe! may future ka talaga jan sa talent mo." he said

I didn't answer

"Seryoso ka?" tanong niya

Talaga lang ha? 'tong lalaki na to urghh, kung hindi ko lang mahal, kanina ko pa to sana binatukan papuntang Jupiter pero wala e

"Mukha ba akong nagbibiro?" kalmadong tanong ko

"B-B-Babe, alam mo n-naman na gagawin ko l-lahat para sayo--

"Eh ganun naman pala edi mag-impake ka na, masyado pang malayo ang byahe." sabi ko

"E-Eh kasi Babe." nanginginig na sabi niya

"Eh kasi ano?" tanong ko

"May konting problema k-kasi." sabi niya

"At ano naman yun?" tanong ko ulit

"M-Masyado mahal yung ticket papunta dun." sabi niya

"Ay wag kang mag-alala, sagot ko na yun." I said sweetly

"Babe, hindi ko kaya." he murmured quietly to himself

"Come again?" I asked

"Hindi ko kaya." he said louder

"Edi sana nag-isip ka muna bago mo kinain ang marshmallows ko!!" I said through gritted teeth

"Ay joke lang Babe, gagawin ko na, bukas na bukas din." he said

"Wag na, bukas pa pala!" I said as I walk up the stairs

"Ay mali ka ng rinig, ngayon ang sabi ko." he said

"Shadap! manigas ka! umuwi ka na!" I yelled

"Babe, I'll get the moon for you." pahabol niyang sabi

"No thanks!" I shouted back

"Iiyak ako dito." Sabi niya

"Edi go! walang pumipigil sayo, wag lang masyadong maingay, matutulog ako." sabi ko and closed my door