Sans: *wearing a burrito costume*
Listen here chimichanga, if you chipot-lay one habanero on my burrit-bro-- I will crush olive your hopes and creams; you better believe I'm going to show you the 9 layer dips of hell, because when I'm done with you, jack, you'll know this nacho kind of day, because if you pick a fajita with him, ol' gordito supreme here is going to serve you a sizzling slice of quesadill'ass-kicking with a side of mal momento.