Aries: Germany is mad because I may have touched his balls
Taurus: I'm going to kill you until you're dead
Gemini: I once killed a man in his sleep with his our moustache and a grape
Cancer: Oh crap my fish
Leo: Just show them your boobs!
Virgo: Your grandma sounds hot
Libra: This weatherman is predicting a 99% shitstorm and it's coming right at YA
Scorpio: I refuse to accept being ugly as all of you
Sagittarius: If you don't disapear while I'm tying my shoelace, I'm going to flip you over
Capricorn: Hey Japan, want to see my butt?
Aquarius: Do you really think you can win a battle armed with carbohydrates?
Pisces: I'm so hot, I could kiss myself
YOU ARE READING
All Things Zodiac
RandomI know that there's a bunch of books like these but I wanted to make one. I'm not good at descriptions so, HERE YOU GO! I find these online, none of these are mine (Except for some opinions here and there) And I will write stories, requested as well!
