One Shots

Uke Erwin x Seme Male Reader

My first request. Hope its good  @LizzieUchiha16.

Erwin's POV

Hm paperwork, paperwork, paperwork, and a letter? I opened the letter and started to read it.

Dear Erwin,
Since you're reading this then that means you came back safe from the expedition. If you don't mind or aren't busy, I would like if you come over to my house for some catching up. I'm sure you missed my dashing good looks. I'm just playing around. Hope you don't mind. See you soon caterpillar.
Love,
(Male Reader)

I chuckled while reading the letter. I still don't understand why he gave me that nickname. If I bring it up, he'll just easily dominate me which is unfair. Last time I did, it left me not being able to walk for a couple of weeks. I got up from my chair and head towards Hanji. She's the only one that knows about my relationship. I would tell Levi but he wouldn't care. "Hanji." I called out when I saw her. "What can I do for you?" She asked. "I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to (Male Reader)'s house. Take care of the castle." She smiled brightly hearing his name and nodded. "Don't you worry Erwin! I'll watch over here while you go 'do business' with him." She started to laugh and I just shook my head.

~meanwhile with the cadets~

3rd person POV

Connie has been in deep thought for a while and Armin asked him what's bothering him. "Do you think that Commander Erwin has a life outside the Survey Corps?" Connie asked. The rest looked at him in confusion well besides Ymir and Mikasa. "Why do you ask?" Armin questions the crew cut cadet. "Look at him! He's lonely!" They all looked at Erwin and saw him talking to Hanji. "Hanji's with him." Mikasa said bluntly. "Not like that! I meant that he has no love life." Connie said. "And why do you care if he has a love life?" This time Eren asked. Connie shrugged and saw Erwin walking away from the castle. "Let's follow him!" He exclaimed. "What!?" Most of them shouted. "Operation see if Commander Erwin has a lover is on!" Sasha said. And for some damn reason the cadets listened to Connie and Sasha.

~timeskip~

The cadets were all behind a wall peeking their heads out looking at Erwin who's petting a stray dog. "His lover is a dog?" Sasha questioned. "No he's giving it food." Jean said to which was true. "He's on the move!" Connie exclaimed. They followed Erwin until he stopped in front of a house. By now the cadets were in a bush.

Erwin's POV

I stood in front of (Male Reader)'s house. I knocked on the door and waited. He soon opened the door and gave the smile that I fell in love with. "Hey Erwin." He said casually. "Hello (Male Reader)." I said a bit formal to which he snorted. "Don't have to be so formal y'know?" I nodded. "You know I can't help it." Its true, I can't help being formal since I'm commander of the Survey Corps. "Anyway how's Chris?" I asked him. (Male Reader) has this adorable dog. He told me that it was a pit bull. I don't know a lot about dogs but (Male Reader) does. Chris is sort of like our child. He's barely a year old. When (Male Reader) fully opened the door, I was pushed to the ground by none other than Chris. "Hey Chris." I said and he just barked while licking me. "Told ya he would miss his mom." I chuckled but then stopped. "Wait mom? Who said I was the mom?" I rose an eyebrow at him and he just rolled his eyes. "Who got a dick in him a month ago? You. Who's the softest? You. So I'm pretty sure you're mom." I blushed since he said that out in the open. "Hey I'm sorry that I said that out loud." He apologized and I accepted his apology. He bent down and kissed me sweetly. I instantly kissed back.

~the cadets ~

"OH MY GOD OUR COMMANDER IS GAY!" Connie exclaimed very loudly. "Connie shush! We're gonna get caught!" Jean yelled out not that loud. "BUT OUR COMMANDER IS GAY." Connie still yelled out. "So? You don't react that way around Ymir and Christa." Mikasa retorted. "But that's Ymir and Christa. Everybody knows about them. BUT OUR COMMANDER BEING GAY IS A TOTAL SHOCKER." While Connie was ranting, the other cadets quieted down once they saw who was behind Connie. Connie noticed their quietness and noticed. "The gay couple are behind me aren't they." He said. "You know it baldie." (Male Reader) said. "Hey I'm not bal-" Connie stopped talking as soon as he saw how tall he is. He's freaking taller than Bertolt! Connie sweatdropped and immediately answered out of intimidation, "I'm totally bald!" (Male Reader) smacked him upside the head. "By the way its not called being gay its call being-" He was interrupted by Armin. "Fabulous?" (Male Reader) rolled his eyes at Armin. "No its called being in love." Erwin nodded his head. "For listening to our conversation and following me around, Levi will give you all your punishment." Erwin announced. "C-Corporal Levi?!" They all said in fear (except Mikasa). "Yep now go before it gets worse." (Male Reader) said and they all scampered off. "That's an interesting group of cadets you have." (Male Reader) said and Erwin sighed. "Anyways let's get back to catching up." And so they did catch up. They had tea, some tickle fights, and maybe some steamy action went on (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
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Don't worry, Chris didn't see any of that.